Mike, Mikey, Michael
20
Chicago
Single
Always follow back and always talk with followers.
Ask me anything and everything.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Is there any true benefit of being nice in the year 2012?
I mean…really..?
Is it just me? 
I don’t have a girlfriend Mr/Ms.Anon. There are no girls all over me.
Get off anon. I don’t bite.
from NME’s 100 Tracks of the Decade
Sloppy and quick.
No Gordon Ramsey, first cooking tutorial ever.
Linguine in Aglio e Olio
(Source: trainedmenottolove)
newest member of 1 erection
This is why I stopped studying french (among other things)
france: ten
france: twenty
france: thirty
france: forty
france: fifty
france: sixty
france:
france:
france: sixty ten
world: france what are you do—
france: four twenties
world: france stop it
france: four twenties ten
world: france that doesn't even make any sense
france:
france:
france:
world:
france:
world:
france: hundred
Me,
everyday
Pic related: Kermit taking a poop.
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